One of the largest armed forces in
the history of the world is taking to the field right now. We are talking about the 36 million hunters
who stalking the mighty deer and elk in the USA.
Here in the Cowboy State, hunting
is a fall tradition. It is viewed as an
entitlement. But the biggest difference between now and 50 years ago is that
often the human hunter is not at the top of the food chain out there in the
wild. More on this later.
The first time I heard the phrase
about the “fun ending when you pulled the trigger,” was from my old friend,
former game warden Bill Crump, when he recalled all his Wyoming hunting trips.
He, of course, was talking about enjoying the fall scenery. Once you pull the
trigger and kill your prey, it is time for some serious work.
Not sure what all those thousands
of wives and girlfriends get in return, but they seem eager to send their
hubbies and boyfriends off armed to the teeth and loaded down with food in
rustic old campers. Or super-fancy brand new RVs with flush toilets, plus quad
runners, huge pickup trucks, and even portable satellite television receivers.
Oh yeah, and cards. Lots of playing cards. And quantities of
liquid refreshment.
Cigars used to be a big part of the
equation but surprisingly a lot of the groups I talked to recently just do not
smoke. Not even a celebratory cigar?
There are a lot of very serious
hunters in Wyoming. But even some of
them have decided that that hunting trip is still going to happen, the rifle
may not even be removed from the scabbard.
Sometimes these old veterans are
just tired. Maybe their wives finally
confided to them that they are tired of cooking elk, deer, antelope and even
moose.
Other times these hunters are more
interested in taking their sons (or daughters), or grandchildren on the big
hunt and really just want to concentrate on those younger folks getting their
first kill.
A big reason for that annual hunting
trip is that weather in the mountains or foothills of Wyoming can be so darned
nice in the fall. They are just wanting to get away from the humdrum of daily
life and enjoy the paradise that God has put at our disposal called Wyoming.
Plus another reason the “fun ends”
is that when you pull the trigger it often signals the end of the hunting trip.
Darn it, we have to leave the mountains and go back to our regular lives.
Now let’s talk about the “real”
hunters. Those men and women who are
truly serious about killing their prey and filling their licenses. Most of
these folks have a strong ethic where they plan to eat what they kill. They
deserve our respect.
In the northwest part of Wyoming,
these hunters are discovering that they are no longer at the top of the food
chain.
Many folks suspect that grizzly
bears are reportedly stalking both human hunters and the game those same
hunters recently killed. Several hunters told me that the most uneasy feeling
they can recall is when they are gutting their animal and suddenly things get
real still. Sort of like maybe some big
critter has smelled your animal and is sizing up the fresh carcass. And yours, too?
A famous photo circulated around
the internet a while back showing a hunter taking a selfie photo of himself
with his kill. In the background was a huge mountain lion. Yikes.
A Cody hunter considered himself
the luckiest man alive in Wyoming after his close encounter with a grizzly in
the fall of 2011.
Steve Bates, ended up on the losing
end of his scrape in the Shoshone National Forest. He was happy to be alive,
despite fractured ribs and cuts on his face and scalp.
A grizzly rushed him on a dead run
before Bates could react. After he was
knocked over, the bear worked him over, clawed him, and chewed on him, before
ambling off.
Once he recovered his senses, Bates
grabbed his rifle and aimed it at the bear, then paused. He wisely let it lope off. Game and Fish officials said they would not
track down the bear because it was reacting normally to its perceived threat.
“Considering what happened, “
Bates, recalled at the time, “I think I came out pretty good.”
One of my favorite bear stories
concerns an old grizzly bear known as “Old Number One” – a sow in Yellowstone
National Park. She was the first grizzly to ever wear a radio collar in the
park.
A long-time agent for the U. S.
Fish and Wildlife Service, Roy Brown of Lander, told me this story.
When the bear died some years ago,
Brown headed up a necropsy procedure on the bear and the team found a surprise.
The bear had six .38 caliber bullets in her head. It must have happened many years before
because skin had even grown over the injuries.
Roy says people wondered: “Hmmm,
what happened to the guy who emptied his revolver into this bear?”
That poor guy may have found out first-hand
where human beings are finding themselves in the food chain these days.
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