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Saturday, January 26, 2019
1904 - A dog, a new truck, ducks . . . and dynamite!
In 2015, a 61-year old Green River man, John M. Henderson,
fell through the ice on a frozen Flaming Gorge and drowned.
In 2016, a
couple driving a Ford F-350 pickup at night across Boysen Reservoir east of
Riverton broke through the ice. They narrowly escaped by kicking out the back
window and scrambling out of the water-filled truck. Their pickup went to the
bottom of the lake.
We’ve heard
other unusual stories about going out on frozen Wyoming lakes. Most will curl your hair.
There was a
report from a Wyoming agency recently that told about how to save yourself or
someone else who had fallen through the ice.
Their main lesson was – be super cautious about going out onto the ice
to save someone else. If you fall in,
too, then you have two dead people instead of one.
Here is a
supposedly true story about an event some years ago here in Wyoming where the
ice reportedly gets really, really thick – about as thick as the skulls on
these two unfortunate duck hunters. The
title of this story is: “Too bad about the dog.” I apologize to whomever originally told me
the story. They swore this occurred in the Cowboy State and I did not check
with Snopes to verify it.
This supposedly occurred on Flaming
Gorge or Boysen Reservoir or Glendo Reservoir or Seminoe or some other Wyoming
lake. Here goes:
Back around 2001, a guy buys a brand new Ford
Pickup King Ranch Edition for $35,000 and has $500 monthly payments. He and a
friend go duck hunting and of course all the lakes are frozen.
They drive to the lake with beer,
with guns, with beer, their dog, with beer, and of course the new vehicle. They
drive out onto the frozen lake and get ready.
Now, after a few beers, they decide
they will be needing a landing area for the ducks. A place where decoys can
float in such a manner to entice over-flying ducks to come land on the
water. And get shot. In order to make a
hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and
land on, it is going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill can
make.
So, one of these bright fellers disappears
into the back of the new King Ranch and emerges with a stick of dynamite armed with
a 90-second fuse. Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into consideration
that they need to place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far from
where they are standing (and the new pickup). They don`t want to risk slipping
on the ice when they are running from the burning fuse and possibly go up in
smoke with the resulting blast. They decide to light this 90-second fuse and
throw the dynamite as far away as possible.
(Remember a couple of paragraphs
back when we mentioned the beer, the vehicle, the beer, the guns, the beer, and
the dog?)
Yes, the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used
for retrieving. Especially things thrown
by its owner. You guessed it, the pooch takes off at a high rate of doggy speed
on the ice and snatches up the stick of dynamite in its mouth with the burning
90-second fuse aflame.
The two men yell, scream, wave arms
and wonder what to do now?
The dog, cheered on, keeps on returning. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots at
the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 duck shot, hardly big enough to stop a
Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but soldiers on.
Another shot
and this time the dog becomes really confused and of course is terrified,
thinking these two Nobel Prize winners have gone insane.
The dog takes off to find cover,
(with the now really short fuse burning on the stick of dynamite) and ends up
underneath the brand new pickup.
BOOM!
The dog and pickup are blown to
bits and sink to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two
idiots standing there with this "I can`t believe this happened" look
on their faces.
The pickup owner calls his insurance company.
He is told that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not
covered.
He still had yet to make the first
of those $500 a month payments.
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Saturday, January 19, 2019
1903 - High expectations for Gov. Mark Gordon
So there was the new governor – standing by the copier
patiently waiting for some copies to print. He was making a little banter with
Alfrieda Gonzales who keeps things humming in his front office while chatting
with the plain-clothed highway patrolman, who serves as security man and
all-around helper.
Making his own
copies?
Mark Gordon
promised to run a lean operation but this was impressive.
Finding the governor’s office in
the maze that is the Jonah Building in Cheyenne can be difficult. And the
governor’s office is definitely not opulent.
Sometimes it
is important to compare perception to reality.
I have known Mark Gordon for more than ten years and always found him an
easy-going, “comfortable in his own skin” kind of guy.
But during
that crazy Republican Governor Primary Campaign of 2018, Gordon often seemed
nervous and uncomfortable during public speaking. Compared to his primary adversaries, Foster
Friess, Harriet Hageman, Sam Galeotos, and Taylor Haynes, Gordon often competed
in a tentative manner among that group in joint appearances.
Gordon was
great in one-on-one and small group situations. He started out the front-runner
and ended up an easy winner.
As governor,
he is much more composed than he appeared as a candidate.
One example
was watching him answer 23 questions from 200 members of the Wyoming Press Association
at that group’s annual convention last week.
They peppered him with tough queries over lunch. The reporters and
publishers all chowed down and asked questions while Gordon’s own meal was
getting cold.
He was
confident and decisive. In a word, he
was “gubernatorial.”
There are high
expectations for him as governor. This is the first time in 50 years that
Wyoming has a chief executive who comes into office having served in one of the
state’s top five statewide offices. His
past six years as State Treasurer have prepared him well. He has served on those important state boards
and attended countless meetings. He has heard hundreds of hours of important
testimony and made scores of critical votes.
His learning
curve is not steep. The people of Wyoming are expecting a lot.
In his first
television campaign ad back during that primary election, the future governor was
shown in his cowboy clothes and the message implied that he could round up
cattle so he can also round up Legislators.
The true test
of Gordon’s success as governor will be how he deals with the legislature.
In recent
sessions, the legislature has flexed its muscles and occasionally ignored the
executive branch. Gordon expressed a conciliatory
tone during this state of the state address.
The general belief is that Gordon is a moderate. But he tilted more to
the right, politically, since being elected.
The Legislature seems to be controlled by conservatives and Gordon is
sounding more conservative all the time. Based on this, you would assume they
will all get along just fine.
He says he
prefers a lean government, which is reflected by the spare staff he has so far
surrounded himself in the governor’s office.
A big issue during the primary was
Wyoming’s lack of transparency. Gordon operated
his State Treasurer’s office in a transparent manner. He told the Wyoming Press he wants to be “the
most transparent governor” ever.
He and new
State Auditor Kristi Racines have teamed up with a transparency initiative and
formed a working group to try to open up Wyoming’s books more. Good luck on
this and it will be a breath of fresh air when that happens. Wyoming is just
one of three states in the USA that does not offer total transparency.
His wife Jennie
was with the governor when I interviewed him.
She says she has not decided what special emphasis she will promote as
First Lady. They obviously make a good team. They have not moved into the
governor’s residence as some repairs and modifications needed to be made.
They are
staying in the house they already own in Cheyenne. Mark has also opted to keep his Ford
Expedition rather than getting a new governor’s car. “It works just fine. No need to change,” he
says.
Wyoming has
moved slightly out of the recessionary times that haunted the state the last
few years. This should help Gordon as he finds his way as our new state leader.
Gordon is the
sixth Wyoming governor that I have interviewed and gotten to know over the past
almost five decades. He seems to be coming into the office with a real Wyoming
tail wind.
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Sunday, January 6, 2019
1902- Our Wyoming wind can be taxing
A recent forecast predicted 80 mph winds
on Interstate 80 in southeast Wyoming.
To folks in most places, this would be seen as dire news. In Wyoming it barely
got a ho-hum. If you live here, you better love the wind. Or at
least get used to it.
As the windiest state in America, Wyoming is now seeing a boom of new
construction of giant wind turbines. Seen as a renewable energy source,
politicians in western states like Arizona, Nevada, California, Oregon, and
Washington are passing laws requiring folks in their states to shift from
energy generated from “dirty” sources like coal to “clean” sources like
wind.
And the best wind in America is here in Wyoming. Our average wind speed of 12.9
mph tops the country. Among the reasons our wind works so well for those west
coast states is because it often blows very hard in the afternoon. In most hot
states like Arizona and Texas, the afternoon winds calm down, when the power is
needed the most.
Thousands of big windmill turbines are on the drawing boards in Carbon, Albany,
Natrona, Converse, Platte, Laramie, and other Wyoming counties. The promoters
of the projects are spending big bucks in Cheyenne to convince the Legislature
not to put higher taxes on their production.
Wyoming has been successful in taxing non-renewable resources like coal, oil,
and natural gas. Severance taxes are charged on these products because
they are “severed” from Wyoming and gone forever.
An opposite example is a renewable
resource like a forest or a cornfield.
Proponents argue against increased taxes because wind is renewable. It has
always been here. It’s here now. It will always be here!
Sen. Cale Case (R-Lander) is the biggest proponent of an increased wind
tax. He says these gigantic windmills are ruining the “viewshed” all over
the state. “These wonderful views are gone for 200 years once you put
windmills all over them,” he says.
He also likes to bring up the fact that these folks out west are willing to pay
whatever it takes to get their wind power so why would we not tax them a fair
rate?
Promoters plus folks who live in Wyoming’s windy places already feel that wind
energy is taxed enough. They worry talking about increased taxes will cut back
or eliminate the projects.
Sen. Case quotes Windpower Magazine, which predicted Wyoming is one of seven states
that will double its wind capacity during 2019. Wyoming and the less
windy part of New Mexico are in the western power grid, so they would be the
only states with the ability to send power out west. “Clearly for the wind
developers, Wyoming is the best choice,” the article states. Another
consideration is New Mexico has a 7.6% corporate income tax when Wyoming has
none.
It seems like Don Quixote’s worst nightmare
is occurring here. The Man of La Mancha went crazy jousting against huge
windmills in Spain that looked like giants. In real life, giants are
marching across our landscape here, and yes, they really are windmills.
Energy experts looked at three ways to provide renewable energy to Southern
California, Nevada and Arizona: concentrated solar power, wind turbines there,
and wind turbines one thousand miles away in Wyoming.
To no one’s surprise who has driven I-80 in the winter, our wind is strong and
consistent. You could build turbines here and transport the power 1,000 miles
and it still would be cheaper than wind energy generated there.
This is amazing good fortune for our fledgling wind industry.
As the country blows away from coal to wind, I am reminded of a story told at
least five years ago by a lobbyist for the coalmines. He claimed it would take
20,000 wind turbines to replace one Jim Bridger plant. That coal fired power
plant located east of Rock Springs has capacity of 2,120 megawatts.
Well, not so fast. That lobbyist was talking about those original one-tenth
megawatt wind turbines, which were small fry compared to the giants marching
across the plains today. Newer wind turbines can produce four megawatts,
a gigantic improvement.
Not counting wind, Wyoming produces about
6,000 megawatts of power, of which half is exported to other states. Half the
3,000 megawatts used here is for residential use and the rest for
industrial.
The wind is here. The big turbines are
coming. Legislators are trying to decide how or if to increase taxes on
wind production. If you have an opinion, let your legislator know.
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Thursday, January 3, 2019
1901- Looking ahead to 2019
Seems like those of us in the media love to focus on the
negative. But here in 2019, we have way
more positives to consider than negatives.
My first
positive is the state Legislature and new Gov. Mark Gordon. I really liked the positive energy that has
been coming out of Cheyenne during these first weeks.
My second
positive is our Congressional delegation in Washington, D. C.
With Senators
in place like Mike Enzi and John Barrasso and a U. S. Representative like Liz
Cheney, we have a tremendous amount of clout.
As I write
this, the government is still shut down, which has hurt a great many workers
here in Wyoming. Hopefully they can use some of their clout to solve this mess.
The past
decade has seen a huge shift in national government as the country seems to be
split 50/50 between red states and blue states.
People living
on the coasts and in liberal places like Denver, have become very
progressive/liberal and their ideas for moving the country forward sure have a
socialistic feel to them. Many folks of my generation are appalled by this
shift but our grandchildren seem to think it is okay.
On the other
side are folks in our red states, who tend to favor more self-reliance, a
bigger military, and conservative approaches to education and taxes.
But from
Wyoming’s perspective, having folks like Enzi, Barrasso, and Cheney in place
gives us influence way out of proportion to our population.
And when you
talk about population, the blue state folks go crazy over the Electoral College. They point to two elections this century
where their Democrat candidates, Al Gore and Hillary Clinton, scored more votes
in the general election but still lost because of the Electoral College.
I love to
remind anyone who will listen that when you look into the dynamics of the Electoral
College, you find that Wyoming voters are the most powerful in the
country. The average Cowboy State voter
is four times more powerful than a similar voter in California. When it comes
to electoral votes, each vote cast by Wyoming represents about 190,000 people.
In California, it takes about 700,000 to create an electoral vote. These are
the votes that actually elect a president in national elections.
I always love the New York Times map produced a few years
ago showing the states when it came to Electoral College influence. The map
shows Wyoming as by far the biggest state with California the smallest.
Meanwhile back in Cheyenne, reality
hits home as the legislature is grinding through the early days of its general
session.
Hundreds of bills will be
considered. As I write this, some of the more interesting ones concern taxes.
For example:
• There is an attempt to raise
property taxes to balance our budget when it comes to funding education. This seems to have grudging support all
around. But even after years of drastic cuts there are many folks who believe
education can be cut even more.
• Sen. Cale Case (R-Lander) is
convinced Wyoming needs to tax wind energy.
He has lots of good reasons. Among them is that the wind energy is
almost exclusively being shipped out of state, where the ultimate consumers can
afford to pay for it.
• Our sales tax system is being
re-visited by the legislators as they ponder putting sales taxes back on food
or adding sales taxes to services. Both are controversial.
Legislative leaders Steve Harshman
(R-Casper) in the House and Drew Perkins (R-Casper) in the Senate are contending
the two houses will work closer together than in recent years. New governor
Gordon also is predicting harmony as the various legislative processes move
along.
Two issues that I would like to deal
with include more transparency in Wyoming state government and promoting more
attention to civics classes in Wyoming schools.
We can’t talk about state
government with saying a fond farewell to outgoing Gov. Matt Mead and his wife
Carol. What a class act! Thanks again
for what you folks have done for Wyoming over the past eight years.
And finally, on the world stage we
are seeing literally unprecedented good times.
There are some small deadly wars
going on but no major clashes for the first time in a thousand years.
And at last check, there are 116
countries in the world that consider themselves democracies with the citizens electing
their leaders.
Now that is something to toast here
in the early weeks of 2019. Happy New
Year!
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Tuesday, January 1, 2019
1900 - Flight from Cheyenne airport to Dallas
Wyoming has had success in creating airline hubs around the
state in Laramie, Cody, Jackson, Casper, Sheridan, Riverton, Gillette, and Rock
Springs. Without state subsidies, many of these places would not have the
quality of air service they are now experiencing.
When I first
heard about Cheyenne offering daily airline service to and from Dallas, I was
skeptical.
Plus with local,
state, and federal help, a brand new terminal had been built in Cheyenne for
what appeared to be non-existent airlines. It was seemingly a Wyoming version
of the famous Alaska bridge to nowhere.
It was the
airline terminal with no airline service.
Then some
hard-working folks came up with the idea of non-stop daily service to Dallas,
subsidized by local, state, and federal funds.
When I told my
Lander friends that we were going to fly that route the day after Christmas,
they thought we were crazy.
Our youngest daughter
Amber lives in north Dallas with her husband and three kids. In recent years we have started a holiday
tradition of celebrating an early Christmas Eve on Dec. 23 with our
Lander-based daughter Shelli Johnson and her family. Then we fly to Dallas right
after Christmas, trying to be in two places at once over the holidays.
To complicate
our holiday plans even more, I fiddled with our schedule so we could drive to
Denver on Christmas Eve day. Then we could visit our first great-grandchild,
little Hailey in Castle Pines south of Denver.
After that visit, we drove all the
way north through Denver to spend the actual Christmas Eve with my Sniffin
relatives in Broomfield. We spent Christmas day with my 94-year old mom at her
nursing home.
Thank God Interstate
25 was dry and traffic was manageable. On Dec. 26, we found ourselves sitting
in an empty Cheyenne airport terminal waiting for that one solitary regional
jet.
There were
terrible weather reports coming out of Dallas and I feared if this plane missed
its flight, we were screwed.
In fact, the
SkyWest crew was early and we were pleased to see that jet on the tarmac
unloading incoming passengers.
Because of
weight restrictions in Dallas, the 50-passenger plane could only take 36
people. That was the last we heard about
that problem and the plane loaded.
The flight to
Dallas was wonderful. Took 127 minutes. Plus there were 14 empty seats to spread
yourselves around in if you wanted.
Bad news hit when
we got to Dallas. They were getting hellish
thunderstorms. We circled awhile in turbulence and then made a dive into the
pattern and landed. Whew! Then we sat. And sat. And sat some more.
The airport
had suspended all takeoffs because of the lightning, which was a smart decision.
It was one of the most fantastic displays of lightning I have ever seen. Bright and loud. Nobody was complaining about
sitting there. We could not unload because other planes were in all the gates.
Finally we
unloaded and were met by our Dallas relatives.
We basked in 60-degree
weather for a week and enjoyed the holiday while Wyoming got blasted with
holiday storms. It was minus 18 with 10 inches of new snow in Lander. I was
feeling pretty smug about our decision to head south.
While in
Dallas, we enjoyed buying gasoline for $1.87 per gallon and saw the movies Vice and Bohemian Rhapsody. Both were very good. Vice
was hard on the Dick Cheney family and Wyoming but the acting was amazing. If you like the musical group Queen, you will
love the latter movie.
Our trip home
was uneventful although the Dallas airport was a busy mess. Jan. 2 is also one of the busiest travel days
of the year. In Cheyenne, the airport was quiet and calm and there was no
charge for parking our car in the airport parking lot.
We saved
probably $75 in parking fees. When comparison-shopping,
the prices from Denver to Dallas were about $700 for Nancy and me. The fee for
Cheyenne to Dallas was $470 for both of us.
Overall, I
would say this is a great deal.
It seems to me
that Colorado’s Front Range folks might drive to Cheyenne to save money and
avoid their big airport hassle. Folks
from all over Wyoming, Nebraska, and Colorado are potential travelers out of
this airport.
Next effort
should be daily flights from Cheyenne to Salt Lake City and even Denver.
The airline
future could be bright for Cheyenne with proper regional promotion.
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